I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It…
So I really am important?
Apr 18, 2016
Pansy. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Kif might! Bender, we're trying our best. Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then…
Is the Space Pope reptilian
Jan 18, 2016
You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Why would I want to know that? No, I'm Santa Claus! When I was…
